Category: Weekly Edition
Sucks to Suck
EBT outages, Second Wind management, Keffals quits 5eva, Brianna Wu is going to personally end Tipster’s entire career, Mr. Beast learns it sucks to suck, MoistCritical gets a full-throated defense for full-throating, Mr. X gets annoyed, Cobes is a single pringle, Muhamamdeens, and Rekita’s House.
Lightsneed
Quick covering copyright, sneeding, punching left, lesbian dating, and rushing out comic books.
scripted
French engage in a moderate amount of trolling, IRL DRM, Google’s monopoly, Cloudflare’s NS, Transfolx versus BIWOC, Transfolx versus a billion dollar media empire, a nice shoutout, Shadman’s sponsors, the Boogie/Keem/Jim problem, and Ralph’s latest writing.
Told Ya So
Divinely ordained lolcow discussion, Ruben Sim’s interview, Biden’s dropout, British George Floyd, Jewish George Floyd, Ava Chris Tyson, Elon’s lost son, fat people, Boogie sucks, a world of t-shirts, Ralph’s Aryan blood, and Destiny’s cooked.
Dear Johm
CrowdStrike’s strongest H-1B visa, the ethics of revenge, Goonshin Impact protests, violating the ADA, Keffals eating used fish and chips, Chantal’s problems, mainstream markyposting, and Ethan Ralph writes his Dear Johm.
Missed‽
Donald Trump lost an ear, a Black king loses his job, Lilith Lovett is concerned about Project 2025, Brad Taste in writing an apology letter, Wing’s predilections, and Ralph gets cranked up.
Anggy
Biological waste, Mr. Pancake, YouTube and Adblock, iFunny’s revolt, President Putin, Page’s Best Picture Yet, John Deere, Boogie’s Lie, Ralph’s Back, BossmanJack’s day in court, Shawty, and LTG.
Butterdog
Butterdog is the dog with the butter on him, journalists suffer (funny+cool), Whataburger triumphs over Red Lobster, what happens when you go into the women’s restroom, F1nn5ter’s top donor, Sketch’s moonlighting, the Greer suit update, whatever a “fighting stick” is, take me out to the ballgame, Pizza Jews win.
Rat Version
The British suffer, Kamala is a pathetic f’n loser, HE knows what it’s like, SS14’s speciesism problem, Otz’s bussy, Jewish Pizza, HENK, Superkiller’s mouthhole, Balldo’s request for privacy, Ralph’s back on the xanz, and BossmanJack: Rat Edition.
Unauthorized Likeness
The end of pride, YouTube’s new AI likeness policy, F1nn5ter pinkpills JackManifoldTV, Chris Bores investigates the Sonichu medallion, Boogie’s scam, the Riley footage, and ShortFatOtaku gets grilled.