scripted

French engage in a moderate amount of trolling, IRL DRM, Google’s monopoly, Cloudflare’s NS, Transfolx versus BIWOC, Transfolx versus a billion dollar media empire, a nice shoutout, Shadman’s sponsors, the Boogie/Keem/Jim problem, and Ralph’s latest writing.

Told Ya So

Divinely ordained lolcow discussion, Ruben Sim’s interview, Biden’s dropout, British George Floyd, Jewish George Floyd, Ava Chris Tyson, Elon’s lost son, fat people, Boogie sucks, a world of t-shirts, Ralph’s Aryan blood, and Destiny’s cooked.

Dear Johm

CrowdStrike’s strongest H-1B visa, the ethics of revenge, Goonshin Impact protests, violating the ADA, Keffals eating used fish and chips, Chantal’s problems, mainstream markyposting, and Ethan Ralph writes his Dear Johm.

Missed‽

Donald Trump lost an ear, a Black king loses his job, Lilith Lovett is concerned about Project 2025, Brad Taste in writing an apology letter, Wing’s predilections, and Ralph gets cranked up.

Anggy

Biological waste, Mr. Pancake, YouTube and Adblock, iFunny’s revolt, President Putin, Page’s Best Picture Yet, John Deere, Boogie’s Lie, Ralph’s Back, BossmanJack’s day in court, Shawty, and LTG.

Butterdog

Butterdog is the dog with the butter on him, journalists suffer (funny+cool), Whataburger triumphs over Red Lobster, what happens when you go into the women’s restroom, F1nn5ter’s top donor, Sketch’s moonlighting, the Greer suit update, whatever a “fighting stick” is, take me out to the ballgame, Pizza Jews win.

Rat Version

The British suffer, Kamala is a pathetic f’n loser, HE knows what it’s like, SS14’s speciesism problem, Otz’s bussy, Jewish Pizza, HENK, Superkiller’s mouthhole, Balldo’s request for privacy, Ralph’s back on the xanz, and BossmanJack: Rat Edition.

Unauthorized Likeness

The end of pride, YouTube’s new AI likeness policy, F1nn5ter pinkpills JackManifoldTV, Chris Bores investigates the Sonichu medallion, Boogie’s scam, the Riley footage, and ShortFatOtaku gets grilled.

Gormless

Meandering thoughts on the presidential debate, the first cracks in the Troon-Pharmaceutical Complex, Dr. Disrespects a heckin valid sex worker, and a bizarre amount of Japanese.

Magna Scata

Price surges, Dr. Disrespecting a minor individual, a first look at ReviewTechUSA after his declaration of war, and Dankula gets divorced.