Mama June

Reality TV star Mama June, mother of child pageant diva Honey Boo Boo, has had a tumultuous fall from stardom. Most people wouldn’t think a woman microwaving ketchup and butter together has far to fall, but when LA gets involved, there is no rock bottom.

Fedsmoker

A man on a mission ordained by God to smoke every baby raper pig in America.

Mobility Mary

TOO FAST TO GIVE A DAMN. STAND MY GROUND! NO ONE OR ANYTHING WILL TIE ME DOWN.

Jacob Wohl

Jacob Wohl is a prodigy eclipsing Mozart, but not in anything positive. I go over a young man’s brief career and then also make fun of Sargon, Brianna Wu and Subway in the Philippines.

Shmorky

A living cartoon tries on a dress to disastrous effect.