Category: Weekly Edition

  • The Late Fredrick Brennan

    The Late Fredrick Brennan

    Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard’s Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from…

  • Meeting Empathchan

    Meeting Empathchan

    Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn’t flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and…

  • They Hated Him Because He Spoke the Truth

    They Hated Him Because He Spoke the Truth

    The Turkey Tom situation has not necessarily developed in the BPD girls’s favor, 13 years of CWCki Forums, Rosa Parks in Minecraft, Phase Connect, Kaminari Clara, Nikki beats Styx around, Amos Yee awaits deportation, Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock lose their mind, and Ethan Ralph fell in love with the porn star.

  • Total Balldo Victory

    Total Balldo Victory

    Total Balldo Victory, Linus’s two tickets to paradise, Yaniv is homeless, Kirtaner is still in jail, Shondo’s pact, Andrew Tate disavows the boys, and Bossman saves the day.

  • the turkey tom situation is crazy

    the turkey tom situation is crazy

    the turkey tom situation is crazy, I really don’t like this commentary guy’s face, chantal gets a scootypuff, blowblax looks like nick bate, Russell Greer on the move, DSP uses a big black shaft in the behind (twice), Patrick S. Tomlinson is informed that not everything is about him, and a bunch of gay guys…

  • Charlie says

    Charlie says

    Charlie says: don’t generate strangers naked, don’t get smushed into goop by elephants, don’t go into debates after a lobotomy, don’t wear a dress, don’t go nuclear, don’t hurt people in foreign countries, and don’t trust that cute girl with the the choker.

  • And the winner is…

    And the winner is…

    Lolcows of the Year announced, I continue to very much dislike Vivek Ramaswamy, Keemstar becomes the worst person on the Internet, and Patrick S. Tomlinson has a few things to say about ICE.

  • I really just don’t like Vivek

    I really just don’t like Vivek

    One man’s general unlikeability has driven me to an extreme I’d never have anticipated in my life: voting. Three weeks of back coverage: Hambly’s “Help Me”, the return of 2x Pimpy 3x Bape, Shondo divorces you, Anisa gets no Christmas gifts, and the people-of-gender are up to no good still.

  • Grapes of Wrath

    Grapes of Wrath

    DHS kicks out Europeans, the governments of the world crack down on freedom, the future of ads, Christmas cheer, being not good enough to help porn sites, Jess Zhang is fat, Clavicular points a gun, Russell Greer’s new show, five hotdogs for dinner tonight, Nick Fuentes, and I try to understand black culture.

  • Virtue is its Own Reward, I Guess

    Virtue is its Own Reward, I Guess

    Roy Philipose objects to having made himself my slave voluntarily, Old Bay retvrns, Tim Waltz is a retard, YouTube can ignore federal courts, Dong Long Gone gives up, PWR meets a girl, Riley and Mint break up, Linus and Styx join the forum.