An extended edition MATI episode in celebration of the Chinese New Year. Gropyer glow ops, Ralph designs a shirt, Fallout: The Frontier drama, Chantal’s surprise, Nikocado makes me laugh for the first time, Shawty makes a black guy pay the toll.
Cat says meow, my rocket explodes, a man pays his toll, and team of people responsible for copy+pasting things falls apart.
The Big Short Squeeze, GamerGate 2.0, Shoe0nhead gets Kingfished, Jim Sterling becomes an NB Kween, and Chantal eats intuitively.
The world returns to its normal ethical and moral political stagnation, so I delve into some more mainstream e-drama to cope. June gets spit on, Corpse Husband invents grumble rap, Chantal is fat, Peetz is writing xman surprise sex fanfics, and an intro to Frenemies.
Kiwi Farms takes a tumble, party crashing Trovo, Baked Alaska fakes his death, Chantal complicates eating a tin of icing.
I recount some fun adventures on Twitter and the psychological harm it’s done to me as a result. Styx, the anime avatars, Dream, and CallMeCarson get recapped.
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Saggy gets scuffed, Chantal gets beetus, Apollo Legend chop sueys, a meth ho gets evicted, speedrunners suck, and a brief word about future plans for the site.
Something no one has heard of before (the Comptroller of Currency) is the MVP in the US Government right now. Ralph takes the L. Jim Sterling takes the HRT. New illness called Florian syndrome causes arson. Bob McKim preaches the virtues of metal rooves.
Baked Alaska gets arrested for spraying some dude in the face, Ralph’s baby momma drama, a game by Poolish people comes out, and my favorite fats die slowly.
DOOM, Demon Babies, and Dead Bodies. The big three.