The Last Stand

The Internet splits into the internets, and Americans find themselves unable to access an American website.

Where All Streets End

After 11 months of getting Zayo set up, they block our network and terminate service in fewer than 12 hours thanks to Blake Willis out of Zayo Paris. With Tier 1 ISPs denying service to individual websites, is the Big-I Internet dead?

Art is Dead

Ethan Klein starts writing the opposite of Schindler’s List, Dong Gon’s consent accidents, al-Chantal is engaged, Ralph sharts (and sees his son), Baked’s miracle, Biden invites a skinwalker for cookies, and Machines have killed art and enslaved the coomer race.

The CEO’s Bedroom

We build back better and return to tradition. The CEO’s bedroom problems, Boogie’s cryptocurrency, Ye goes #DEATHCON3, Jon Stewart acts a lot like Jon Leibowitz, and Dong Gon admits the war is not necessarily developing in his favor.

Back 2 Sneed

After getting hacked and taking a week off to deal with a personal emergency, I’m back, and so is my shitty website.


Cloudflare relents to #DropKiwiFarms at 6pm on a Saturday on Labor Day Weekend, two days after putting out a statement reaffirming their stance against content moderation.

Cloudflare’s Last Word

Matthew Prince puts out a bold statement explaining their Terms of Service and desire to not moderate the Internet as the #DropKiwiFarms storm rages on.