Category: Weekly Edition

AI in the court, Cock.li avoids the fed, Ubisoft wants you to own nothing, Hector Martin enjoys his infamy, SimplySara cooks her last macaroni salad, Vitaly enjoys prison, Nick Fuentes’s rap debut, and Ralph gets tricked again.AI in the court, Cock.li avoids the fed, Ubisoft wants you to own nothing, Hector Martin enjoys his infamy,…

A bad day to be English, revisiting four of my least favorite people, a new board, Kirtaner’s arrest, Karl Jobst is shown in court that Billy Mitchell is an absolute legend, Styx acquaints himself with alcohol, and Grummz is under attack because he loves Gamers too much.

Local beef to celebrate joining Locals: Colton Lochmann, Gordon Paille, Harold Davis the IRL Blade, Robert McDougal, James Cage White, Danburst Studios, John Lasheras, Nikolas Talbott, Zoey, Michael Lambert, Lunar Eclipse Paradox.

Musk’s firebombs, Ubisoft’s love in Japan, Dylan’s manly walk, Ana’s barn, Amberlynn’s open tab, Harry Sisson and the 11 Girls, the loli defense force, DSP enters the year of the snake, how to unlock Furina, and how can I be Hitler if I’m a—?

I eat a tin of smoked oysters (there’s literally no downside), Snape and Slovenia, X and stochastic terrorism, Tophiachu and the carjacking, Snark subs and moral righteousness, Dax and the black bull, Vickers and the black bull, Ralph and the white mare, and the worst superchat segment ever recorded.

What the buhlack says, life in G*Rmany, FIRM Act, the hammer and AI, visas, paying tolls, sex trafficking is not ‘based’, Dan Clancy’s possible antisemitism, H3h3 v. the Jomhas, Andrew Dobson (professional artist), Destiny hires a #MeToo lawyer, and evil forces.

Ceiling birds and tax accountants, soydevs at a crossroads, infiltrating a far-right party, Mrs. Kaczynski, MrsTonedOne repents, Chris’s 43rd birthday, Pirate_Software stays losing, Mr. Vickers sustains an injury to the central nervous system, and Destiny makes bad penis decisions.

Deportation ASMR, GSA purge, the End of Ziz, Chibi hits his girlfriend with a rake, BradTaste actually likes a good song, Austin cooks a steak, Coomalot’s crash, and Destiny didn’t do it.

Practical idealism, Sneed, PlayStation helps collapse the game industry, EFF loses the plot, nobody likes the troons, Anisa’s TikTok, $1000, Jackie is racist, Ethan’s housekeeper, and KingRaven.

Blama Canada, the game industry crash, DOGE’s dogpile, the total eradication of troonology, Hector Martin vs. Linus, Tipster quits, Marty vs. Fent, Hasan vs. Klein, some guy called Austin, and WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.