Category: Weekly Edition

Dating Japanese idols, compromising the Arch Wiki, Pakistani children with HIV, Pete Davidson’s sense of humor, Pragmata’s advertisement, Chud rings the Gem Alarm, being Elijah Schaffer’s custody battle, Sykkuno’s double-dip, Camila’s not halal, Chibi (not that one) has a bad time, BossmanJack’s birthday, Ethan Ralph’s bad time, and Jeremy Hambly stokes fires after the ceasefire…

I spend 15 minutes blackpilled over taxes before finding my spark of joy again with Jeremy’s Win/Win proposal.

Houston wishes you a happy seasonal celebration weekend, the FTC wags their finger vigorously, whitey on the moon, UK stops policing lawful speech, wogglebuglover says: let’s all love Woggle-bug!, an HRT-soaked settlement offer, the UK finally arrests a terrorist and then apologizes for it, and Ethan Ralph chases his true love.

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf’s girlfriend, Tomlinson’s lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Ralph swings at JFG and hits himself, Scarlett doesn’t know what a gunt is, a Ralph-Scarlett blowjob tape is allegedly in the edit bay, Chantal gets remonetized and does the unspeakable on Kick, Styx has a stroke, Clavicular meets his biggest fan, Twitter will let you block Indians, down syndrome drag queens, and a second…

Ralph gets a blowjob on a hot mic, drives around drunk with Scarlett, cycles back to jail and straight back to her, threatens a sextape, Mintsalad does a Q&A about Riley’s micropenis and ninja sword assault, Hambly wants to bang troons, Digibro gets arrested, Chantal sharts on the scootypuff, Trump endorses Jake Paul for office,…

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal’s hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku’s 20-year revenge…

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald’s Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly…

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard’s Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from…

Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn’t flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and…