Category: Weekly Edition

Stuck in a weird daydream about animatronic pizza mascots, I get really mad on the Internet at the real world and yell so loud about Europe my neighbor rings my doorbell at some point.

I usher in the New Decade by vaguely recalling some things that happened last year while desperately trying to avoid a sense of impending doom. A special thank you to my podcast frens for a fun 2019.

Andrew Torba busts balls and makes a fool of himself, Lowtax sipping Mangosteen while letting people do it for free, Chantal goes on a 6 hour diet, Greta wins TIME’s person of the year.

Colombian girls prefer dogs over cats, Chantal pops, DarkSydePhil saves YouTube again, cautious optimism for BitChute livestreaming, Boogie2488 finds God, and we mourn the passing of Simba Lion.

Simba Lion shoots some cops, Chantal has surgery, Lowtax loses his wife and daughter, and Onision wants attention.

Wishing it was Impeachment Day, I get my computer back, YouTube loses to the FTC and so does everyone else, “Literally Who?” is living out of spite, fake Onision emails, real Schizophrenic emails, and Jim wants to take Hotwheels to poundtown.

Dick discovers Discover card, I discover my notes are bad mid-stream, Fredrick discovers his fursona.

WE COMMAND YOU, 8chan gets sued, Valve does its laundry, and Turning Point USA has a bad day.

My canary and I go for a flight.

Farmers rise up, Mountain Jews back at it again-again, women critique a room, and CHYNA.