Linus gets hijacked, reddit crashes thanks to wokeness /s, Trump calls on a bunch of political prisoners to help him, the banks collapse (I would why?), the Sharty Victory, dating profiles, and a very special Charity Goblin.
Intro: Lied der Legion Condor, a parade song used by German volunteers to Spain during the Spanish Civil War. This tune was reprised and used in the more well known SS marschiert in Feindesland or Teufelsleid. Unfortunately, I do not know which version exactly I used in the intro.
That Other Song: Fer Sure (fs) – The Medic Droid
Outro: My Son Calls Another Man Daddy – Hank Williams