Author: Josh
Johm Potter and the Felted Horse Bride
Since last week was a special, this week includes a double-week lookback going over the Harry Potter outrage, some recent incarcerations and the struggles of pig-horse relations.
May’s Next Husbando TIER LIST 😱
Ralph put out a series of Tweets that indicated May was leaving him, so I decided to help May out and go over her options for new men.
Dancing Monkeys
Ukrainian history, Redit history, hackers, dancing monkeys, the demise of Alpachua, and more.
A Date with Destiny
Turkey Tom organized a talk with Destiny so I used the opportunity to doomsay the Internet.
One Monkey, No Stop, No Show
Keemstar’s forgiveness, prosthetics for children, Canada’s medical policy, a statue for MLK, RALPHAMANIA!, and Peetz’s Islamic loophole.
A Couple Questions
MotherJones’s questions, You will never be a wizard, the Unicorp, Jim’s potatoes, Baked’s sentence, Dylan’s face, PaulyFrog’s FBI visit, Ralph’s wedding, and Peetz’s cat.
An Old Dog’s New Tricks
Returning from Christmas break, wisdom for the young streamers, and Auld Lang Syne. Intro: Rocket Man – William Shatnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnmLT1KbQo Chinese Rap: Complicated. The famous remix of Chinese Rap can be found here. It is a sample of unknown origin from an obscure song called If You Feel my Love by a small Romanian pop banned…
2022 Retrospect
The last MATI of 2022! This year in review, we look at: the USA, Ukraine, Chantal, Peetz, Keffals, LifeByJen, Trisha Paytas, Kino Casino, Mister Metokur, Ethan Ralph, and more.
Gayfish
China learns to go fast, pup play in nuclear waste, Balenciaga’s photo shoots, Ralph’s chair, Patrick Tomlinson has fun on Twitter, Nick Fuentes’s take on sex with women being gay goes national, Kanye talks about Jews.