This is what going on an episode of Dr. Phil gets you.
Kiwi Farms thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/susan-schofield-cabana-cory-cabana-michael-schofield-schofield-productions-bipolarnation.32802/
Intro (not in VOD): The Pixies – Where is My Mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oCS85HvpY
Outro: K.Flay – CRAZYtown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJXySZ2aiM