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Category: Weekly Edition
Ambulance ASMR
I go on a trip and come home to install Windows. Sligo is diverse, Elon Musk should hire me, H3H3 makes Hila cringe, Flamenco buys me a coffee, and I fill some dead air with dating profiles and ambulance sirens.
Ralph Wins!
During this Ramadan, reddit declares fatwa on a cat, Tomlinson brings a stalker to Milwaukee Sharia court, Ralph goes to a bowling alley and jihads Flamenco, and Chantal wants to behead those who put relish on burgers.
Double Jeopardy
Path.net legally threatens the site and I go over what brought down the forum on April Fool’s. I then read Ralph and Alice texts for 2 hours to vibe.
Notax
Keffals tries to ratio the forum, Peetz becomes Internet Famous, we honor a BIPOC, Alice accuses Ralph of surprising her in Las Vegas, and the forum is struck down.
Silver Ratio
Pengo, writing an article, Jewel has a baby, Ralph has a baby, Narcissa gets banned from Twitch, Destiny gets banned from Twitch, Laura Southern gets ratio’d, Redemption of Peetz, and Tomlinson doesn’t get a restraining order against his stalker, stalker.
Final Moments
Lowtax’s mom dies, Drachenlord’s house dies, Nicocado’s neighbor dies, and Dave Rubin creates life rectally.
Karen Invasion
Court updates, Karens strike a blow at Chantal, “suspected pedophile influencer” gets slayed by a kween, and Russia’s little i интернет.
Friend-and-Enemy
The specific political distinction to which political actions and motives can be reduced is that between friend and enemy.
Extreme and Online and Extremely Online
When honking goes wrong, Louis Theroux is extremely online, and Trisha Paytas’s anti-fans are angry she’s pregnant.
Kissing Girls is Gay
Everything went quiet after the drama of last week, so I catch up on some topics and learn about a minor schizo.